{"id":359,"date":"2010-12-02T13:34:00","date_gmt":"2010-12-02T11:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kremv135.webhosting.com.ua\/wordpress\/?p=359"},"modified":"2012-08-31T12:35:04","modified_gmt":"2012-08-31T10:35:04","slug":"%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%b8-%d1%87%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%82%d1%8c%d1%84%d1%96%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%85-%d1%96%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%80","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/humor.lviv.ua\/?p=359","title":{"rendered":"\u0421\u043a\u043b\u0430\u0434\u0438 \u0447\u0432\u0435\u0440\u0442\u044c\u0444\u0456\u043d\u0430\u043b\u044c\u043d\u0438\u0445 \u0456\u0433\u043e\u0440"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/ubuntuone.com\/p\/RLC\/\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"298\" src=\"http:\/\/ubuntuone.com\/p\/RLC\/\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p><b><br \/>1-\u0448\u0430 \u0433\u0440\u0430 14 \u0433\u0440\u0443\u0434\u043d\u044f:<br \/>Pazitiff<\/b> &#8211; \u043a\u043e\u043c\u0430\u043d\u0434\u0430 \u041d\u0430\u0446\u0456\u043e\u043d\u0430\u043b\u044c\u043d\u043e\u0433\u043e \u0443\u043d\u0456\u0432\u0435\u0440\u0441\u0438\u0442\u0435\u0442\u0443 \u00ab\u041b\u044c\u0432\u0456\u0432\u0441\u044c\u043a\u0430 \u041f\u043e\u043b\u0456\u0442\u0435\u0445\u043d\u0456\u043a\u0430\u00bb<br \/><b>\u0411\u0435\u0437 \u0421\u0432\u0456\u0434\u043a\u0456\u0432<\/b> &#8211; \u043a\u043e\u043c\u0430\u043d\u0434\u0430  \u041b\u044c\u0432\u0456\u0432\u0441\u044c\u043a\u043e\u0433\u043e \u0434\u0435\u0440\u0436\u0430\u0432\u043d\u043e\u0433\u043e \u0456\u043d\u0441\u0442\u0438\u0442\u0443\u0442\u0443 \u043d\u043e\u0432\u0456\u0442\u043d\u0456\u0445 \u0442\u0435\u0445\u043d\u043e\u043b\u043e\u0433\u0456\u0439 \u0442\u0430 \u0443\u043f\u0440\u0430\u0432\u043b\u0456\u043d\u043d\u044f \u0456\u043c.\u0412. \u0427\u043e\u0440\u043d\u043e\u0432\u043e\u043b\u0430<br \/><b>\u0417\u0430\u043a\u043e\u043c\u043f\u043e100\u0432\u0430\u043d\u0456<\/b> &#8211; \u043a\u043e\u043c\u0430\u043d\u0434\u0430 \u041b\u044c\u0432\u0456\u0432\u0441\u044c\u043a\u043e\u0433\u043e \u043d\u0430\u0446\u0456\u043e\u043d\u0430\u043b\u044c\u043d\u043e\u0433\u043e \u0443\u043d\u0456\u0432\u0435\u0440\u0441\u0438\u0442\u0435\u0442\u0443 \u0432\u0435\u0442\u0435\u0440\u0438\u043d\u0430\u0440\u043d\u043e\u0457 \u043c\u0435\u0434\u0438\u0446\u0438\u043d\u0438 \u0442\u0430 \u0431\u0456\u043e\u0442\u0435\u0445\u043d\u043e\u043b\u043e\u0433\u0456\u0439 \u0456\u043c\u0435\u043d\u0456 \u0421.\u0417.\u0413\u0436\u0438\u0446\u044c\u043a\u043e\u0433\u043e<br \/><b>\u0422\u0440\u043e\u0404<\/b> &#8211; \u043a\u043e\u043c\u0430\u043d\u0434\u0430 \u041b\u044c\u0432\u0456\u0432\u0441\u044c\u043a\u043e\u0433\u043e \u043d\u0430\u0446\u0456\u043e\u043d\u0430\u043b\u044c\u043d\u043e\u0433\u043e \u0443\u043d\u0456\u0432\u0435\u0440\u0441\u0438\u0442\u0435\u0442\u0443 \u0456\u043c\u0435\u043d\u0456 \u0406. \u0424\u0440\u0430\u043d\u043a\u0430<br \/><b>\u0411\u0435\u0437 \u0413\u041c\u041e<\/b> &#8211; \u043a\u043e\u043c\u0430\u043d\u0434\u0430 \u041d\u0430\u0446\u0456\u043e\u043d\u0430\u043b\u044c\u043d\u0438\u0439 \u041b\u0456\u0441\u043e\u0442\u0435\u0445\u043d\u0456\u0447\u043d\u0438\u0439 \u0423\u043d\u0456\u0432\u0435\u0440\u0441\u0438\u0442\u0435\u0442 \u0423\u043a\u0440\u0430\u0457\u043d\u0438<br \/><b>\u0412\u0430\u043b\u0454\u0440\u0430<\/b> &#8211; \u043a\u043e\u043c\u0430\u043d\u0434\u0430 \u041b\u044c\u0432\u0456\u0432\u0441\u044c\u043a\u043e\u0433\u043e \u043d\u0430\u0446\u0456\u043e\u043d\u0430\u043b\u044c\u043d\u043e\u0433\u043e \u0443\u043d\u0456\u0432\u0435\u0440\u0441\u0438\u0442\u0435\u0442\u0443 \u0456\u043c\u0435\u043d\u0456 \u0406. \u0424\u0440\u0430\u043d\u043a\u0430<\/p>\n<p><b>2-\u0433\u0430 \u0433\u0440\u0430 15 \u0433\u0440\u0443\u0434\u043d\u044f:<\/b><br \/><b>\u041d\u0430\u0439\u0441<\/b> &#8211; \u043a\u043e\u043c\u0430\u043d\u0434\u0430 \u041b\u044c\u0432\u0456\u0432\u0441\u044c\u043a\u043e\u0433\u043e \u043d\u0430\u0446\u0456\u043e\u043d\u0430\u043b\u044c\u043d\u043e\u0433\u043e \u0443\u043d\u0456\u0432\u0435\u0440\u0441\u0438\u0442\u0435\u0442\u0443 \u0456\u043c\u0435\u043d\u0456 \u0406. \u0424\u0440\u0430\u043d\u043a\u0430<br \/><b>Joker<\/b> &#8211; \u043a\u043e\u043c\u0430\u043d\u0434\u0430 \u041b\u044c\u0432\u0456\u0432\u0441\u044c\u043a\u043e\u0433\u043e \u043d\u0430\u0446\u0456\u043e\u043d\u0430\u043b\u044c\u043d\u043e\u0433\u043e \u0443\u043d\u0456\u0432\u0435\u0440\u0441\u0438\u0442\u0435\u0442\u0443 \u0432\u0435\u0442\u0435\u0440\u0438\u043d\u0430\u0440\u043d\u043e\u0457 \u043c\u0435\u0434\u0438\u0446\u0438\u043d\u0438 \u0442\u0430 \u0431\u0456\u043e\u0442\u0435\u0445\u043d\u043e\u043b\u043e\u0433\u0456\u0439 \u0456\u043c\u0435\u043d\u0456 \u0421.\u0417.\u0413\u0436\u0438\u0446\u044c\u043a\u043e\u0433\u043e<br \/><b>\u041d\u0430 \u0429\u0430\u0441\u0442\u044f<\/b> &#8211; \u043a\u043e\u043c\u0430\u043d\u0434\u0430 \u041d\u0430\u0446\u0456\u043e\u043d\u0430\u043b\u044c\u043d\u043e\u0433\u043e \u0443\u043d\u0456\u0432\u0435\u0440\u0441\u0438\u0442\u0435\u0442\u0443 \u00ab\u041b\u044c\u0432\u0456\u0432\u0441\u044c\u043a\u0430 \u041f\u043e\u043b\u0456\u0442\u0435\u0445\u043d\u0456\u043a\u0430\u00bb<br \/><b>\u0422\u0430\u043a\u0456 \u043f\u0440\u043e\u0441\u0442\u0456<\/b> &#8211; \u043a\u043e\u043c\u0430\u043d\u0434\u0430  \u041b\u044c\u0432\u0456\u0432\u0441\u044c\u043a\u043e\u0433\u043e \u0434\u0435\u0440\u0436\u0430\u0432\u043d\u043e\u0433\u043e \u0456\u043d\u0441\u0442\u0438\u0442\u0443\u0442\u0443 \u043d\u043e\u0432\u0456\u0442\u043d\u0456\u0445 \u0442\u0435\u0445\u043d\u043e\u043b\u043e\u0433\u0456\u0439 \u0442\u0430 \u0443\u043f\u0440\u0430\u0432\u043b\u0456\u043d\u043d\u044f \u0456\u043c.\u0412.\u0427\u043e\u0440\u043d\u043e\u0432\u043e\u043b\u0430<br \/><b>\u0410\u0442\u0430\u0441!\u041c\u0435\u043d\u0442\u0438!!!<\/b> &#8211; \u043a\u043e\u043c\u0430\u043d\u0434\u0430 \u041b\u044c\u0432\u0456\u0432\u0441\u044c\u043a\u043e\u0433\u043e \u0434\u0435\u0440\u0436\u0430\u0432\u043d\u043e\u0433\u043e \u0443\u043d\u0456\u0432\u0435\u0440\u0441\u0438\u0442\u0435\u0442\u0443 \u0432\u043d\u0443\u0442\u0440\u0456\u0448\u043d\u0456\u0445 \u0441\u043f\u0440\u0430\u0432<br \/><b>\u0413\u0430\u043b\u044c\u043e\u0440\u043a\u0430<\/b> &#8211; \u043a\u043e\u043c\u0430\u043d\u0434\u0430 \u0423\u043a\u0440\u0430\u0457\u043d\u0441\u044c\u043a\u043e\u0457 \u0430\u043a\u0430\u0434\u0435\u043c\u0456\u0457 \u0434\u0440\u0443\u043a\u0430\u0440\u0441\u0442\u0432\u0430<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>1-\u0448\u0430 \u0433\u0440\u0430 14 \u0433\u0440\u0443\u0434\u043d\u044f:Pazitiff &#8211; \u043a\u043e\u043c\u0430\u043d\u0434\u0430 \u041d\u0430\u0446\u0456\u043e\u043d\u0430\u043b\u044c\u043d\u043e\u0433\u043e \u0443\u043d\u0456\u0432\u0435\u0440\u0441\u0438\u0442\u0435\u0442\u0443 \u00ab\u041b\u044c\u0432\u0456\u0432\u0441\u044c\u043a\u0430 \u041f\u043e\u043b\u0456\u0442\u0435\u0445\u043d\u0456\u043a\u0430\u00bb\u0411\u0435\u0437 \u0421\u0432\u0456\u0434\u043a\u0456\u0432 &#8211; \u043a\u043e\u043c\u0430\u043d\u0434\u0430 \u041b\u044c\u0432\u0456\u0432\u0441\u044c\u043a\u043e\u0433\u043e \u0434\u0435\u0440\u0436\u0430\u0432\u043d\u043e\u0433\u043e \u0456\u043d\u0441\u0442\u0438\u0442\u0443\u0442\u0443 \u043d\u043e\u0432\u0456\u0442\u043d\u0456\u0445 \u0442\u0435\u0445\u043d\u043e\u043b\u043e\u0433\u0456\u0439 \u0442\u0430 \u0443\u043f\u0440\u0430\u0432\u043b\u0456\u043d\u043d\u044f \u0456\u043c.\u0412. \u0427\u043e\u0440\u043d\u043e\u0432\u043e\u043b\u0430\u0417\u0430\u043a\u043e\u043c\u043f\u043e100\u0432\u0430\u043d\u0456 &#8211; \u043a\u043e\u043c\u0430\u043d\u0434\u0430 \u041b\u044c\u0432\u0456\u0432\u0441\u044c\u043a\u043e\u0433\u043e <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/humor.lviv.ua\/?p=359\" title=\"\u0421\u043a\u043b\u0430\u0434\u0438 \u0447\u0432\u0435\u0440\u0442\u044c\u0444\u0456\u043d\u0430\u043b\u044c\u043d\u0438\u0445 \u0456\u0433\u043e\u0440\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[26,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-359","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category--20102011-2","category-9"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8A892-5N","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/humor.lviv.ua\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/359","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/humor.lviv.ua\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/humor.lviv.ua\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humor.lviv.ua\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humor.lviv.ua\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=359"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/humor.lviv.ua\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/359\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/humor.lviv.ua\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=359"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humor.lviv.ua\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=359"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humor.lviv.ua\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=359"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}