{"id":221,"date":"2010-03-29T12:37:56","date_gmt":"2010-03-29T10:37:56","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2012-09-15T20:55:15","modified_gmt":"2012-09-15T18:55:15","slug":"%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%bb%d1%8e%d1%87%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%8f-4-%d1%8f-18-%d1%86%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%8c%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b9-%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b1%d0%be","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/humor.lviv.ua\/?p=221","title":{"rendered":"\u0417\u0430\u043a\u043b\u044e\u0447\u0438\u0442\u0435\u043b\u044c\u043d\u0430\u044f 4-\u044f 1\/8 \u0446\u0435\u043d\u0442\u0440\u0430\u043b\u044c\u043d\u043e\u0439 \u0421\u043b\u043e\u0431\u043e\u0436\u0430\u043d\u0441\u043a\u043e\u0439 \u043b\u0438\u0433\u0438 \u041c\u0421 \u041a\u0412\u041d. \u0420\u0435\u043f\u043e\u0440\u0442\u0430\u0436."},"content":{"rendered":"

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\n– \u0412\u0438 \u0448\u043e \u0441\u043e\u0431\u0456 \u0434\u043e\u0437\u0432\u043e\u043b\u044f\u0454\u0442\u0435? \u0417\u0430\u0440\u0430\u0437 \u043f\u0440\u0438\u0439\u0434\u0435 \u041c\u0456\u0448\u0435\u043b\u044c \u041f\u043b\u0430\u0442\u0456\u043d\u0456, \u0430 \u0432\u0438 \u043d\u0430\u043f\u0438\u043b\u0438\u0441\u044f! \u041e\u0441\u044c \u044f\u043a\u0440\u0430\u0437 \u0432\u0456\u043d \u0439\u0434\u0435, \u044f \u043d\u0435 \u0437\u043d\u0430\u044e \u0448\u043e \u0440\u043e\u0431\u0438\u0442\u0438, \u043c\u0430\u0441\u043a\u0443\u0439\u0442\u0435\u0441\u044f \u044f\u043a\u043e\u0441\u044c! (\u043e\u0431\u0440\u0430\u0449\u0430\u0435\u0442\u0441\u044f \u043a \u041c\u0438\u0448\u0435\u043b\u044c \u041f\u043b\u0430\u0442\u0438\u043d\u0438): \u041e\u0441\u044c \u043d\u0430\u0448 \u0441\u0442\u0430\u0434\u0456\u043e\u043d, \u043f\u0430\u043d\u0435 \u041c\u0456\u0448\u0435\u043b\u044c, \u043c\u0438 \u0439\u043e\u0433\u043e \u043e\u0442 \u0431\u0443\u0434\u0443\u0454\u043c…
\n– \u0410 \u0442\u043e \u0448\u043e \u0442\u0430\u043a\u0435?
\n(\u043f\u043e\u043a\u0430\u0437\u0443\u0435\u0442 \u043d\u0430 \u0434\u0432\u0443\u0445 \u043f\u044c\u044f\u043d\u044b\u0445)
\n– \u0410 \u0432\u0438 \u0445\u0442\u043e?
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\n– \u042f\u043a\u0435 \u0432\u0430\u043f\u043d\u043e?
\n– \u0412\u0433\u0430\u0448\u0435\u043d\u0435 \u0432\u0430\u043f\u043d\u043e!<\/p>\n

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\n-\u041d\u0443 \u043f\u0440\u0430\u0432\u0438\u043b\u044c\u043d\u043e. \u0410 \u0432 \u041c\u043e\u0441\u043a\u0432\u0456 \u0432\u0456\u043d \u0432\u0436\u0435 \u043d\u0430\u0441\u0442\u0430\u0432!<\/p>\n

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\n\u00ab\u041b\u0435\u0433\u043a\u043e \u0438 \u043f\u0440\u043e\u0441\u0442\u043e\u00bb 5 5 4 5 5 = 4,8
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\n\u00ab\u0413\u0438\u0434\u0440\u043e\u043c\u0435\u0442\u00bb 4 4 5 4 4 = 4,2
\n\u00ab\u042d\u0442\u0430\u043b\u043e\u043d\u00bb 4 5 5 5 5 = 4,8
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\n\u00ab\u041f\u044d\u041f\u044d\u00bb 5 4 5 4 4 = 4,4
\n\u00ab\u0421\u0430\u043d \u0442\u0435\u0445\u00bb 4 4 4 5 5 = 4,4<\/p>\n

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\n\u00ab\u0414\u0440\u0443\u0433\u043e\u0439 \u043c\u0438\u0440\u00bb 11,0
\n\u00ab\u041b\u0435\u0433\u043a\u043e \u0438 \u043f\u0440\u043e\u0441\u0442\u043e\u00bb 10,2
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\n\u00ab\u0413\u0438\u0434\u0440\u043e\u043c\u0435\u0442\u00bb 9,4
\n\u00ab\u042d\u0442\u0430\u043b\u043e\u043d\u00bb 9,4
\n\u00abR2D2\u00bb 9,2
\n\u00ab\u0414\u0432\u0438\u0436\\’OK\u00bb 9,2
\n\u00ab\u041c\u0430\u043b\u0430\u044f \u0437\u0435\u043c\u043b\u044f\u00bb 9,0
\n\u00ab\u041f\u044d\u041f\u044d\u00bb 8,8
\n\u00ab\u0421\u0430\u043d \u0442\u0435\u0445\u00bb 8,8<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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