{"id":1828,"date":"2017-03-31T16:07:36","date_gmt":"2017-03-31T13:07:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/humor.lviv.ua\/?p=1828"},"modified":"2017-03-31T16:56:57","modified_gmt":"2017-03-31T13:56:57","slug":"%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bf%d0%be%d1%80%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%b6-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%be-%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d1%88%d0%b8%d0%b9-%d0%bf%d1%96%d0%b2%d1%84%d1%96%d0%bd%d0%b0%d0%bb-%d1%81%d1%82%d1%83%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bd%d1%82","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/humor.lviv.ua\/?p=1828","title":{"rendered":"\u0420\u0435\u043f\u043e\u0440\u0442\u0430\u0436 \u043f\u0440\u043e \u043f\u0435\u0440\u0448\u0438\u0439 \u043f\u0456\u0432\u0444\u0456\u043d\u0430\u043b \u0421\u0442\u0443\u0434\u0435\u043d\u0442\u0441\u044c\u043a\u043e\u0457 \u041b\u0456\u0433\u0438"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/humor.lviv.ua\/?attachment_id=1829\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-1829\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1829\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/humor.lviv.ua\/?attachment_id=1829\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/humor.lviv.ua\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/%D0%BF%D1%96%D0%B2%D1%84%D1%96%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BB.jpg?fit=1345%2C508&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1345,508\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"\u043f\u0456\u0432\u0444\u0456\u043d\u0430\u043b\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/humor.lviv.ua\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/%D0%BF%D1%96%D0%B2%D1%84%D1%96%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BB.jpg?fit=300%2C113&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/humor.lviv.ua\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/%D0%BF%D1%96%D0%B2%D1%84%D1%96%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BB.jpg?fit=1024%2C387&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-1829\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/humor.lviv.ua\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/%D0%BF%D1%96%D0%B2%D1%84%D1%96%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BB.jpg?resize=1345%2C508\" alt=\"\" width=\"1345\" height=\"508\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/humor.lviv.ua\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/%D0%BF%D1%96%D0%B2%D1%84%D1%96%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BB.jpg?w=1345&amp;ssl=1 1345w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/humor.lviv.ua\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/%D0%BF%D1%96%D0%B2%D1%84%D1%96%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BB.jpg?resize=150%2C57&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/humor.lviv.ua\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/%D0%BF%D1%96%D0%B2%D1%84%D1%96%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BB.jpg?resize=300%2C113&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/humor.lviv.ua\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/%D0%BF%D1%96%D0%B2%D1%84%D1%96%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BB.jpg?resize=768%2C290&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/humor.lviv.ua\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/%D0%BF%D1%96%D0%B2%D1%84%D1%96%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BB.jpg?resize=1024%2C387&amp;ssl=1 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/a>28 \u0431\u0435\u0440\u0435\u0437\u043d\u044f \u0432\u0456\u0434\u0431\u0443\u0432\u0441\u044f \u043f\u0435\u0440\u0448\u0438\u0439 \u043f\u0456\u0432\u0444\u0456\u043d\u0430\u043b \u0421\u0442\u0443\u0434\u0435\u043d\u0442\u0441\u044c\u043a\u043e\u0457 \u041b\u0456\u0433\u0438 \u041b\u044c\u0432\u043e\u0432\u0430. \u0417\u043c\u0430\u0433\u0430\u043b\u0438\u0441\u044c:<br \/>\n&#8211; 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